Man Claims Cow Seduced Him For Sex

waaah...like dat oso can aar?

An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that’s why he was having sex with it.

A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit allegedly wooing the farm animal on Sunday, the village chief on the resort island of Bali said, the Times newspaper in Johannesburg, South Africa reported Friday.

“He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow,” village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper.

Alit said he didn’t see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman.


“She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,” the man told the newspaper.

Alit underwent a cleansing ritual. The village chief gave the owner of the cow the equivalent of $562. The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck

Sekuntum Cinta

Pertama kali
bersemi di jiwa
oh sungguh indah
mekar mewangi
serikan taman hati
yang selamanya ini
terbiar dalam sepi
sekuntum cinta
tersunting di hati
oh sungguh murni
setiap ketika
bagaikan mimpi indah
bila saja berada bersama

tersedar dari sebuah lamunan
rupanya berbicara sendiri
kehadiran mu dan keindahan
sesingkat sebabak mimpi
sekuntum cinta
layu tiba-tiba
oh sungguh hampa
gugur berkecai
kelopak bunga cinta
kukutip semuanya
untuk kenangan

Ku Ukir Nama Mu

Ku terpaut sejak pertemuan itu
Hatiku berkata ingin mengenali mu
Setiap malam wajahmu terbayang
Disaksikan sinaran bulan

Titisan hujan bagaikan harapanku
Bintang di langit tak mungkinkan tercapai
Tinggi gunung jadi penghalang
Hasratku oh sayang

Lautan api
Sudah pun kurenangi
Kuukirkan namamu
Di hati yang jadi pujaanku

Gerbang kebahagiaan terpancar indah
Tapi hanya dengan sekelip mata
Sekeping hati yang sudah berpunya
Pergi dan takkan kembali

Open your Eyes

Look around yourselves
Can’t you see this wonder
Spreaded infront of you
The clouds floating by
The skies are clear and blue
Planets in the orbits
The moon and the sun
Such perfect harmony

Let’s start question in ourselves
Isn’t this proof enough for us
Or are we so blind
To push it all aside..
No..

We just have to
Open our eyes, our hearts, and minds
If we just look bright to see the signs
We can’t keep hiding from the truth
Let it take us by surprise
Take us in the best way
(Allah..)
Guide us every single day..
(Allah..)
Keep us close to You
Until the end of time..

Look inside yourselves
Such a perfect order
Hiding in yourselves
Running in your veins
What about anger love and pain
And all the things you’re feeling
Can you touch them with your hand?
So are they really there?

Lets start question in ourselves
Isn’t this proof enough for us?
Or are we so blind
To push it all aside..?
No..

We just have to
Open our eyes, our hearts, and minds
If we just look bright to see the signs
We can’t keep hiding from the truth
Let it take us by surprise
Take us in the best way
(Allah..)
Guide us every single day..
(Allah..)
Keep us close to You
Until the end of time..

When a baby’s born
So helpless and weak
And you’re watching him growing..
So why deny
Whats in front of your eyes
The biggest miracle of life..

We just have to
Open our eyes, our hearts, and minds
If we just look quiet we’ll see the signs
We can’t keep hiding from the truth
Let it take us by surprise
Take us in the best way
(Allah..)
Guide us every single day..
(Allah..)
Keep us close to You
Until the end of time..

Open your eyes and hearts and minds
If you just look bright to see the signs
We can’t keep hiding from the truth
Let it take us by surprise
Take us in the best way
(Allah..)
Guide us every single day..
(Allah..)
Keep us close to You
Until the end of time..

Allah..
You created everything
We belong to You
Ya Robb we raise our hands
Forever we thank You..
Alhamdulillah..

J is for Jewel

"You Were Meant For Me"

I hear the clock, it's six a.m.
I feel so far from where I've been
I got my eggs I got my pancakes too
I got my maple syrup, everything but you.
I break the yolks, make a smiley face
I kinda like it in my brand new place
I wipe the spots off the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door
Never put wet towels on the floor anymore' cause

[Chorus]
Dreams last for so long
even after you're gone
I know you love me
And soon you will see
You were meant for me
And I was meant for you.

I called my momma, she was out for a walk
Consoled a cup of coffee but it didn't wanna talk
So I picked up a paper, it was more bad news
More hearts being broken or people being used
Put on my coat in the pouring rain
I saw a movie it just wasn't the same
'Cause it was happy or I was sad
It made me miss you oh so bad 'cause

[Chorus]

I go about my business, I'm doing fine
Besides what would I say if I had you on the line
Same old story, not much to say
Hearts are broken, everyday.
I brush my teeth and put the cap back on
I know you hate it when I leave the light on
I pick a book up. Turn the sheets down.
And then I take a deep breath and a good look around
Put on my pjs and hop into bed
I'm half alive but I feel mostly dead
I try and tell myself it'll be all right
I just shouldn't think anymore tonight 'cause

[Chorus]

Yeah... You were meant for me and I was meant for you.

Selamat Datang Sayang

Selamat datang sayang
Berlabuh ke pangkuan
Di pintu hatiku telah lama menunggumu

Selamat tiba sayang
Di hari yang gemilang
Kau telah ringankan satu beban penantian

Bersama kebesaran hari yang indah
Datangmu bagai satu hadiah

Selamat datang sayang
Bersama sejahtera
mengisi halaman yang terbiar kesunyian

(*)
Bersyukur menerima segalanya
Menadah dengan hati yang terbuka
Di hari indah ini tiada lagi sepi
Riangku tak terperi
melihat kau di sisi

Di hari mulia kau datang membawa
Sebuah kedamaian di singgahsana
Pintu hati ku terbuka memberi dan menerima
Akulah seadanya tiada pernah berbeza
Selamat datang sayang aku ucapkan….

(ulang *)

Selamat pulang sayang berlabuh ke pangkuan
Kau tiba meringankan satu beban penantian
Selamat datang sayang aku ucapkan….

Sesat Dalam Rindu

Ku resah mencarimu dengan akal
Dengan bersama sifat-sifat pinjaman
Kau ku rasakan semakin menjauh
Tersesatlah aku dalam rindu mu

Ku satukan firasat mencari mu
Dan ku terlontar di penghujung alam
Kau masih tidak dapat ku jejaki
Betapa malangnya nasib ku

Kerana mu ku tinggalkan segalanya
Sendiri aku terpedaya
Punya akal dan firasat yang tidak ke mana
Hanya jalan yang sengsara

Zahir musnah bagi yang mimpi
Zahir ada rahsia mencari
Lalu ku selami di dalam diri
Dibawa arus nafas ku
Asal serah janji dahulu
Mula hidup pasti mula cinta

Engkau kasih ada di sini
Engkau kasih ada menanti
Kau kasih aku jua kasih