Rude French (On The Road)

For those of you who have lived in France and then left the country for quit a while, you might need some lessons to refresh your 'French skill'. I've put some of the classic phrases below to get you at the same level as the ordinary français. So what the f*@% are u still waiting for...opppss.. désolé...

Saloperie de bagnole de merde! Pas moyen de la faire démarrer!
This bastard car refuses to start!

Je te dis pas comme je l'ai grillé au démarrage, cette tête de con!
You should have seen how I burnt him up at the lights, the tosser!

On a tapé le deux cents sur le périph â quatre heures du mat'.
We hit 200km an hour on the ring road at 4 in the morning.

Cet enfoiré m'avait fait un bras d'honneur, alors je lui ai fait une de ces queues de poisson!
This dickhead gave me the finger so I cut him right up!